He's Not Here in Fort Erie

365 Niagara Blvd, Fort Erie, ON L2A 3H1, Canada

★★★★☆
(175 reviews)
Categories: Bar & grill Bar
Website
hesnothere.ca
Address
365 Niagara Blvd, Fort Erie, ON L2A 3H1, Canada
Plus Code
W3CQ+34 Fort Erie, Ontario, Canada
Time Zone
America/Toronto

Services

Service options
Outdoor seating Takeaway Dine-in
Offerings
Alcohol Beer Cocktails Coffee Food Food at bar Late-night food Spirits Wine
Dining options
Lunch Seating
Amenities
Toilets
Children
Good for kids High chairs Kids' menu
Parking
Free parking lot

Photos

Reviews

4.3
★★★★☆
175 reviews

Most Mentioned

prices (16) patio (11) wings (7) bartender (6) atmosphere (5) taco (5) river (4) blue cheese (3) job (3) fish and chips (3)
5 stars
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★★★★
September 6, 2019

Had the blue cheese burger top 5 of all time highly recommend service fast and friendly

★★★★★
August 20, 2019

I came in as a foreign traveler passing by - but was treated like a dear friend coming home. The food and beverages where all very much to my liking and served swiftly. Specifically Lisa made this place shine with her attitude and positivity. Honestly and easily the best place I know outside my dearest bar at home. Keep it up!

★★★★★
May 13, 2019

Totally laid-back atmosphere food was very good that'll be the alcohol north of the border has a little something extra special. Excellent waitress sorry that I forgot her name extremely pleasant welcoming attitude. My meal was A++ I highly recommend you next trip to love the name he's not here

★★★★
February 24, 2019

Easy-going, laid back atmosphere. Extremely friendly staff. Excellent, quick service. Good drink specials. Ok food. Good selection of pub classics and comfort foods. Cool patio that overlooks the Niagara River.

★★★★★
January 18, 2019

As I entered this bar I ordered a jack and coke. I'm not sure if it was my naturally entertaining presence or what not, but I was surprised to be greeted with such friendliness as to be offered a plate of French fries from the bar tender, she was very tender hearted and told me that I " am a keeper " . This made me blush and feel very welcome to drink there. 5 stars from my experience :-D, and I would definitely recommend this bar to anyone who is looking for a clean friendly establishment to have a refreshing beverage.

★★★★★
August 27, 2018

Friendly local folks mixed with the best wings and beer over on the Canadian side of the border, just a stone throw away from buffalo. For all explorers you must find and visit this joint. The wings are truly crispy on the outside but moist on the inside. I'm know "He's not here" but I'll take his wings anytime. I never give 5 stars but i certain you'll agree. Let me know how the experience was for you.

★★★★★
August 16, 2018

One of my favourite places in the Fort Erie area ! H N H sits perfectly along the Niagara Parkway over looking the mighty Niagara river. Our dive club often drops in for wings and beer after diving. The staff are super nice and friendly. I can't say enough about how great the food is. The patio is awesome as it overlooks the river. This is a great place to relax and enjoy your summer.

★★★★★
August 5, 2018

Clean, fast service, nice patio, good food!

★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2020

Amazing staff. Great location. Why the 3 star then?...... Im always weary when a business is out of a lot of stock. I always expect a busy place to run out of an item or 2 on any given day but the last few times Ive come in here they are OUT OF STOCK. They have 11 taps.....7 out of stock. Thats right . I said 7. Wow! Splash of iced tea requested for my friend in his vodka/ water. Sorry..... no iced tea on the gun. Really? Ill still pop in to see the great staff but I dont count on them having product.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2020

Food is really good here

★★★★
December 22, 2020

Best food in town! Best fish and chips hands down!

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Nice little bar good wings good prices happy hour

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Good food. Prices reasonable.

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Slow service,food was good

★★★★★
December 22, 2019

Great food....great fun

★★★★★
December 22, 2019

Great food!

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

great place to stop for a drink

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Very nice place!

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

We had a great time @HNH Lisa was awesome , she goes out of her way to make you comfortable and welcomed . Thank you Lisa!

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Not bad!

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Great food

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Hilarious sign delicious food Perfect stop after the parkway ride

★★★★★
December 22, 2019

Great food and service. Nice to sit on the patio with views of the Niagara River.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Great food - priced right - fantastic location Lisa looked after us and she was very personable. Great service

★★★★★
December 22, 2019

Good food, good prices and good service. A winner in my books.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Great ride out..friendly staff great burgers

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Great selection and service at this location and very friendly staff. Very reasonable prices - this bar is highly recommended!

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Nice fish fry

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Good food and had good service

★★★★★
December 22, 2019

Had a great lunch there today (07/07) and the waitress was very kind and happy to serve me. Cute too. Would definitely go back again .

★★★
December 22, 2019

was a great place we was out side eating good food and good wine

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Awesome burgers and menus...

★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Went here because of the reviews. Service was pretty good. Food was not as good as expected. The actual restaurant is pretty dirty with cobwebs everywhere.

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

The place is clean first time there but the buffalo chicken mediun was not that spicey had no bite to it and the blue cheese did not taste good thought it was mayo

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Great burgers!

★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Food good. Did taco special. Prices great. Tasty waitress. Service slightly slow but to be fair she was the only one working and was doing a lot.

★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Its okay, food was ok and beer was cold. Waitress must have been having a weird night because she barely smiled and have a cold impression.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Great food and service Locals bar

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Beautiful patio, great atmosphere. All they need is live bands on that patio and it would be perfect!

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

nice, small establishment. VERY friendly and accommodating staff.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Service was amazing, super friendly staff the food was great also, had a nice view of the river to look at while eating awesome food

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

If you want a good meal in a relax environment with great servers, this is the place to go while in Fort Erie

December 22, 2019

My friend and I were there for lunch today. Were in the business. Shes a bartender and Im a cook, we like to go to different restaurants in our off time. Well this was the worst experience. The bartender didnt shut up long enough to pay attention to her job. We waited for menus waited to put our orders in. When they came up they sat there while she talked to people sitting on the bar. When she finally brought them she put one plate down then proceeded to wave my meal around while she talked to a couple of guys at another table. Finally I reached out and grabbed my plate from her. No apologies. She just kept talking to them. We ordered another drink at that time. However we didnt get them till I got up and went over to get a take out container from the kitchen. To late then we were finished. We are very good tippers but this sweetheart got absolutely nothing. We will never go back or recommend this place

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Good bar food, cheap price and the waitress was very friendly

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

We stopped in for lunch last week and were very pleasantly surprised. Great food, friendly staff and fair prices. Highly recommend! We will be back!

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2019

Always a great place to meet up with friends

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Hes Not Here is the Cheers of Fort Erie. Great bartenders, cold beer and good food.

★★★★★
December 22, 2018

Dayna is the best bartender Ive had

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Good value

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Very nice bartender and nice beer. We will come back.

★★★
December 22, 2018

Pub style food, not too bad

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Just had a taco.. for taco Tuesdays.. it was the size of a burrito.. wow.. delicious..

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Good food

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Great food

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Limited selection. Overall good food however if you arent in the mood for a sandwich or fish and chips, you will be disappointed. Fairly priced drinks though. 8/10

★★★★
December 22, 2018

Servers always pleasant. Food fairly consistently good.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Cute bar with very friendly staff. The view of the Niagara river makes this a great spot to stop.

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Family owned, food is consistent, and good. Nice and clean. Clientèle is also pleasant. All fairly priced, the buffalo wing dip is excellent. We go there regularly.

★★★★★
December 22, 2018

Great patio.

★★★★
December 22, 2018

Good Food and affordable

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Great atmosphere and staff love the patio always stop in when we ride along the river!

★★★★★
December 22, 2018

Food was great waitresses were very nice not expensive nice patio to watch yhe boats go by i would go again

★★★★★
December 22, 2018

Dana, you are awesome as a server and bartender. You bust your tail, sing lovely and are great at your job. Love always, Kristin and Brad

★★★★
December 22, 2018

Love this place tacos are great beer is cold

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

best bar fish and chips in Niagara

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Good food. Generally an older crowd.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Great burger!

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Very nice staff, food tastes good and view of lake. Only wish is the prices be lower. Sides are the price of entrees.

★★★★★
December 22, 2018

Waitress was awesome tonight taking care of all us unexpected anglers! Great job girl!

★★★★★
December 22, 2018

Decent prices, really friendly service. Loved the atmosphere

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Hes not here either

★★★★
December 22, 2018

Ok

★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2018

Small and quaint

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Great burgers! Friendly service.

Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Went in for lunch with my wife to try this place. We waited 45 minutes for our food with an empty restaurant.,except for one other table with an older couple and 3 loud, obnactious morons at the bar swearing and bragging they just got off work from PenPlast. After waiting 45 minutes our order was still messed up. We specifically asked for gravy on the side on our fries. They came out drenched in gravy. The waitress said oops sorry, did you want me to get you a new one you can understand why we would say no after the 45 minute wait. Our burgers were disgusting especially my wifes Blue cheese burger. Which she said tasted like chemicals. I tasted it and it did, the blue cheese tasted like plastic and chemicals. The service sucked, the waitress was too busy serving the 3 morons than looking after us, and the food was awful. Not recommended at all. Any place of business that uses the Comic Sans font on their sign should never be trusted.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Great place great food for a reasonable price. My go to.

★★★
December 22, 2017

Sundays are the best this girl Robbin is not only funny but awesome Food needs work but is not bad

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Good Food, Great friendly staff! Reasonable prices!!

★★★★★
December 22, 2017

Good food and cold beer perfect place for bikers

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Cozy, good food and service at reasonable prices.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Beautiful place

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Good people, cold beer, and amazing view across the river from a nice patio. Oh, and their Taco Tuesdays are awesome))

★★★
December 22, 2017

Full... Now sleepy ;)

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Great view of the Niagara River from the patio, large portions and good food

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Super friendly!

★★★★★
December 22, 2017

cosy place, good taco salad

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Friendly place overlooking the Niagara river. Good food at fair prices.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2017

Freindly little pub. Love it there

Local Guide
December 22, 2017

To small of a bar and restaurant

December 22, 2016

THEY CHANGED THEIR WINGS. This place used to have the best wings in town. Now they are super tiny. I weigh 120 lbs, got a double order and LEFT HUNGRY. Very disappointed. Used to go at least 3 times a month. Will not go back. :( Very sad

★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2016

Used to be good but have gone past on a couple Saturdays at midnight and the place was closed.

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2016

Could be alot cleaner and no drunks

★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2016

Cool spot

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2016

Service is always great and food as well!

★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2016

Wings were good. Wouldnt mind coming back during patio season.

★★★★★
Local Guide
December 22, 2016

Good place for a drink after a bike ride.